Define Decepticon Meaning

Decepticon
A slang term used in the prostitution trade to describe a transsexual or transvestite hooker (who are often called "Transformers"), especially one who is so convincing as a woman that friends and clients do not believe she was once a man.

"Holy shit! She ain't no Transformer... she a goddam DECEPTICON!"
By Renate
Decepticon
when your having sex with a woman in doggy and she says she doesn't want it up the butt so you put it in her pussy and then quickly put it in her butt. then you say you got "DECEPTICONED"

I told him i didn't want him to go there but he decepticoned me
By Illa
Decepticon
An emoticon used to alter the emotional content of a message so that it appears to have a different meaning than the sender's actual intentions.

Often, a decepticon is used to "soften the blow" of bad news or to veil a threat.

IM Conversation:

Boss: "If you don't work harder, there might have to be another round of layoffs :)"

Employee: "Were you really smiling when you typed that, or was that smiley a decepticon?"
By Joane
Decepticon
You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
By Jeannie
Decepticon
sexual position
when two girls scissor on top of your penis.
if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.

Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon.

Jordan: you are god.
By Luci
Decepticon

"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"
By Tobe
Decepticon

Don't date him man, he's really a decepticon, with kids.
By Emilie
Decepticon
girls who purposely lead on guys for the sake of shits and giggles. They always hint things to you and then as soon as you get think you like them and she likes you they step on your balls and disappear into thin air. It's usually a lame month long ordeal, possibly even longer.

So Carrie called me and told me to come over because her parents were out of town. I got there and no one was even home, so I called and she said there was an "emergency". She's such a decepticon.
By Jaimie
Decepticons
A faction of Cybertronians who are in an ongoing war against the Autobots. They're led by Megatron and are usually portrayed as antagonists.

The city has been completely wiped out by the Decepticons and now I'm homeless.
By Mavis
Decepticon
The opposite of a Nerdfighter. A Decepticon is someone that is made of suck: A typical popular person.

Paris Hilton, Cheerleaders, Typical jocks, Male chauvinist pigs, Sluts, etc

Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!
Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!
Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.
Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.
Harry: In my pants.
By Aeriel