v. When your farts are so warm that you have no idea you've actually
sharted, but come to realize just that at the very moment you begin speaking to an audience - so that your words become an incoherent
jumble of nonsensical bullshit in the
childlike hope that they mask the unfavorable smell of the partially leaked bowel movement.
I don't know when that leftover curry was put in there but I wouldn't eat it and risk
a Devin Nunes during your presentation today in front of
the board.