Define Devito Meaning

Devito
(duh-VEE-to) v. (transitive) 1. to completely screw up an otherwise managebale situation by garbling information, misrepresenting your abilities, or making assumptions one is not qualified to make. past tense "devitoed"

"We set up a projector to display DVD for the client, but it turned out they really needed internet access to display streaming web media. The clients facilitator really devitoed us."
By Benita
A Devito
Drinking about 13 cans of beer on a night to represent Danny Devito's height. If you stacked the cans you just drank, danny devito would stand about this tall.

I did a devito last night, how was your night?
I have a huge hangover from that devito last night
By Elsi
Devitoism
The religious order which worships the almighty God Danny Devito. It is a known fact that Devitoists own every film starring Danny Devito, even the ones which haven't been made yet.
The Lord Almighty must be prayed to at least 30 times a day, through vigorous sacrificial sessions.
Strict followers of Devitoism are cursed with the extreme power of a Magnum Dong.

Dan: I'm thinking about joining Devitoism.
Mary: Wow! I to am a strict Devitoist.
Greg: Now let us sacrifice that child to the great lord Danny Devito.
By Aida
DeVitoism
To love and pray to Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito is worshiped as a god-like being because of his unnatural dwarf like stature and comedic genius.

You must devote to DeVitoism
By Neely
Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito
By Sarajane
Danny DeVito
The god of all men. Has the ability to kill all of his opponents with the singel swoop of his trash can.

He speaks for the trees and helps out Hercules. He is the new leader of this land, he is god almighty, he is Danny DeVito.

Danny DeVito is god of this land we all shall bow down to our lord.
By Sheila-Kathryn
Danny Devito
The god himself. The lord and savior of the egg kingdom. The creator of all life known in the universe and beyond. A big religious icon in the world and especially in Hollywood.

Friend: Hey who’s your god?
Me: Oh just Danny Devito
By Robenia
Danny Devito
One of the best people to roam the earth. Some believe him to be a reincarnation of Jesus himself

Bob “Danny Devito is life
By Minnaminnie
Danny Devito
A godlike man who wants his spicy chicken.

Danny Devito
Guy: Hey Danny! YA Hungry!
Danny: spicy chicken
By Luise
Daddy Devito
Daddy Devito is the best daddy. He’s better than Daddy Trump only because he’s met One Direction. Daddy Devito is the sexiest mofo because he’s dummy thiqq with two q’s. He’s one of the few people that deserve a Simone mug and Jess occasionally feeds Daddy Devito’s pet fish Vivek some Daddy Dorito crisps

Paul: Damn that man looks like he was crafted by angels! What’s his name

Louis: Why, that fine specimen is Daddy Devito. We should give him a Simone mug
By Eyde