"The strange cousin to
Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double
entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David
DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)
Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need
equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2:
Ding!