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Nhs
Acronym for "never had sex"

"Dude, are you part of the NHS club?"
"Nah man! I put in my two weeks notice three weeks ago."
"Fuck man."
By Beatrisa
Nhs
The National Health Service

A system operating in the UK whereby ta payers contribute towards the health care of all, including foreigners and everyone who happens to be in the UK at the time of them needing treatment.

If you had voted for Churchill in 1945, and not that Labour dick Clement Atlee, we wouldn't have this expensive service; which is a boon only to those who abuse it.
By Ronica
Nh
1. Shorthand for "no homo" a term popularized by rappers such as Cam'ron.

2. Shorthand for "nice hand" a term commonly used at online poker sites such as Party Poker.

1. That dude can suck my dick (NH).

2. Damn, trip Aces? NH!
By Gwenora
Nh
"nice hand" to be typed after a game of online poker.

You got a Straight Flush! nh!
By Elga
Nh
In poker websites, this acronym is short for 1. nice hand (rare) or more commonly 2. you motherfucking moron i can't believe you just called my flopped flush with middle pair on both the flop AND the turn for all your fucking chips just to catch a nonnut runner runner full house on the river i hope you die

Dumbfuck453 wins main pot ($560) with a full house, eights full of deuces.
Unfortunatefuck shows a flush, ace high.

Unfortunatefuck: nh
By Zia
NHS
As its name (National Health Service) would suggest, it is a nationalised healthcare system in place in the United Kingdom. Despite being the target for regular criticism, it nonetheless still does its basic job of providing medical care to anybody regardless of their financial and social background.

The NHS may be a bit rubbish, but at least it's always going to be there in an emergency.
By Rozamond
Nh
No Homo

"you lemme touch your tip for a sec"
"nh son"
By Mamie
NH
IC shorthand for "No homo" usually typed in parentheses.

I'm really feelin' MF Doom these days. (NH)
By Daisey
NHS
No Head Syndrome, an anti-STD, is caused by an extensive period of time without oral intercourse. NHS commonly results in a prominent display of Blue Balls.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Cambo?
Person 2: Yea, I heard he hasn’t gotten head for a year!
Person 1: Truly a terrible case of NHS.
By Milicent
NH
primarily used in South Central as an abbreviation for Neighborhood Crips.

NH to da NH
By Gretal