Define Dick Face Meaning

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.

When someone wears their facemask during a world pandemic with their nose hanging out, the equivalent of a man wearing underwear with his dick hanging out above them. It defeats the purpose of the mask, or the underwear.

a person who talks shit on a normal day to day basis

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it