Define Dick In My Ass Meaning

Dick In My Ass
Someone who is in a bad or bitchy mood.

Clay: Ay Morai have you had a dick in your ass today?
Morai: Yes,Clay I have had a dick in my ass all day.
Liz: Me too.
By Di
Dick In My Ass
The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.

Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?

Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.
By Charita
Dick In My Ass

I have a craving for dick in my ass!
By Trude
Dick Up My Ass
When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying

Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass
By Koo
Shove A Dick Up My Ass
Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

By Erina
I Need Dick In My Ass Now
When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.
By Janeta
Could Not Hold That Dick Up My Ass Any Longer
phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
By Margy
A Dick So Far Up My Ass My Body Recognizes It As A New Organ
When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
By Zitella