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Define Dik Meaning

Dik
when someone makes a typo when writing idk

also means penis

Mary: what would go well with my skirt?
John: dik
John: *idk
Mary: *slaps with purse*
By Brit
Dik
similar to the word dude

"what's up dik?"

"dik, what are you doing?"
By Shay
Dik
An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.

Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx
By Lillian
Dik
This is a online word for "dick" and its mostly used when you are online dating in roblox and you are getting dat boy so you ask for some dik

Hey want sum dik

Hey want dik

Hey girl want sum dik

Im a idiot that has no reputation so ima ask for dik
By Alexia
Dik
a retard that didn't spell dick right

"hey suck my dik"
"lol you didn't even type it right you fucking 5 year old
By Josephine
Dik
similar to dick, but with added abusive tone

Chris, you're such a dik
By Lelah
Dik Dik
Here's something for you dirty minded people: A dik dik isnt two dicks, It's a DEER. How bout you follow up on Biology instead of on Graphic nudity.

Actually a decent human: Hey look a dik dik

Stupid Dirty minded person: Whose pants fell off?

Actually a decent human: U F*****K idiot
By Pearla
Dik-dik
An antelope that lives in Africa. Pronounced "xylophone".

That dik-dik sure has a big dick!
By Lisha
Dik-dik
A dik-dik is a miniature pygmy antelope with a pointed snout, large eyes and a duiker-like head.

Most dik-diks are nocturnal, especially on clear moonlit nights. Serengeti dik-diks, for example, rest only five hours at night, then spend the remaining time browsing for food and then sleep for most of the daylight hours.
By Joli
Dik Dik
The game "20 Questions'" definition of a penis.

Jerry: I played 20 Questions and tried to fool it by doing the word, penis. LMAO it guessed a dik dik!

Ann: The word penis disgusts me. In a situation where the male reproductive system is used, I would much rather use the word, dik dik.
By Molly