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Define Dirigible Meaning

Dirigible
to be sexually pleasured by a balloon or other inflatable object by attaching said object to a penis by a string and filling the object with helium to the point where the penis is lifted into the air.

He totally had a dirigible wet dream last night
By Joanie
Freakin Dirigible
The equivalent of a bitch, or dumbass. Used in JROTC class when you can't swear in front of Col.

Me: Oh my God. You're so stupid, you freakin dirigible!
By Kira
Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"
A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"
By Eolanda