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Disco Balls
When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.

Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!
By Kayla
Disco Balls
A condition of the male scrotum that occurs when a male is sitting on a toilet and flushes it causing the water to spray up onto his scrotum. The light shining through the beads of water on the scrotum light up the toilet bowl like a disco.

oh man, before i dropped a loaf, i had to take a leak and i didn't want for the piss water to splash me cuz i didn't know how big and heavy my loaf was going to be, so i flushed after leaking and gave myself an awesome set of disco balls. luckily i had my laser pointer in my pocket so i turned the toilet into Club Shitter. Reminded me of Germany.
By Ianthe
Disco Balls
After a night of dancing the male lets the female suck on his sweaty testicles!

"Honey can you suck on my disco balls?"

scientific name (~ DiscosweatballOsis ~)
By Lenka
Disco Balls
The act of dipping your balls in glitter and consequently teabagging someone.

Whoever falls asleep first at this arts and crafts party gets the old disco balls!
By Eleanora
The Disco Ball
After a fine lady has just given you a wonderful BJ, she spits a little of your load onto your sack, then dusts it with glitter. Then you dim the lights, throw on a little Bee Gees, and perform the no pants dance like it was 1975.

"Dude, Brenda gave me The Disco Ball last night, and she couldn't stop herself from dancing to my sparkly sack."
By Lynette
Disco Ball
When a man is recieving oral sex and ejaculates on a woman's face then quickly applies glitter to her face.

I just disco balled that chick in there.
By Cristina
Disco Balling
The act of gluing sequins or glitter to one’s testicles.

She was into some really weird fetishes , such as disco balling and teabagging
By Kevyn
Disco Ball
An other word for Edward Cullen, the pathetic whimpy vampire from the Twilight book series. Edward, instantly failing at the moment of creation,still has something special about him. Instead of burning down to the ground in pure awesomness like real vampires, Edward starts sparkling like a little bitch. Even though he fails at being a vampire (no shit sherlock), beheading him will turn him into a perfect disco ball. Edwards head needs sunlight to sparkle, but lubing it will make him go sunshine in the dark. It srsly works. I have Emmet's head laying in the closet, and Edward hanging on the ceiling.

'Holy shit dude, where did you get your disco ball, it's sparkling like a motherfucker!'.

'As if it was made to be this way.'
By Maure
Disco Balls
The result of accidentally using your girl friends glitter lotion to self-service.

I just rubbed one out and accidentally used my girlfriends glitter lotion, now I have disco balls.
By Fawne
Disco Ball
Platinum teeth and Princess Cuts in a mouth/grill.

Diamonds all in my mouf, in my grill, and in my jaw, Platinum teeth and princess cuts, my mouf is similar to a disco ball. Ice shining like a chandelier.
By Etti