Define Don’t Ask Meaning

Don’t Ask
Implies that someone did something obvious, and does not want to be questioned about it.

Wife: how many Michelobs did you drink for dinner?

Husband: Don’t ask...
By Franny
Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want The Answers To
It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
By Con
I Don’t Remember Asking
I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”
By Amye
I Don’t Remember Asking
something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking
By Brynne