Samuel: Mom, Dad, How was your day?
Mom: Listen, we heard you had sex with your swim instructor.
Dad: Son, we heard you during when you had Done the Deed at the local Gym...
By Clotilda
Done The Deed
A phrase someone says when feeling guilty and not wanting to talk about the actual act, usually pertaining to murder
Guy 1: Hey, where were you?
Guy 2: At my cousin's castle
Guy 1: Well...did you kill him?
Guy 2: I have done the deed 2. Zout, damned spot, Zout, I say!
