Define Donkey Dick Meaning

Donkey Dick
a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
By Teresa
Donkey Dick
Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."
By Sande
Donkey Dick
1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"
By Eilis
Donkey Dick

By Dorisa
Donkey Dick
A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"
By Cristi
Donkey Dick
a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
By Joelle
Donkey Dick
a term used to describe the sexual organs of an impressive male.

also, a sourthern english dialect for the common household carrot .

wow, he really is a donkey dick!

and

cor, no wonder this soup tastes so good, its full of donkey dick!
By Viva
Donkey Dick
Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.

The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.
By Penni
Donkey Dick
Naval Term. - (1) The nozzle of an inline proportioner in a firefighting hose line for AFFF. (2) The inflated tube that holds up the center of the roof of a lifeboat. (3) The protruding sensor boom of the MAD gear aboard the P-2 Neptune and P-3 Orion. Note: this term is also used for literally dozens of other objects in the naval service.

Hand me that donkey dick over there!
By Allegra
Donkey Dick
when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick
By Sharla