Define Double-fisted Meaning

Double-fisted
When bad luck turn worse two fold or more. Twice as bad. Derived from getting a fist in your ass being a negative thing.

Not only did I get randomly selected to get gateraped but I also missed my flight home. I was double-fisted again when they told me the next flight won't be until tomorrow afternoon.
By Glad
Double Fist
To hold and/or consume two drinks at once.

I was double fisting MGD at the frat house last night.
By Janka
Double Fisting
Expression used to describe somebody at a party, bar or restaurant, holding two drinks, one in each hand. Unlike single fisting, which most people do.

He had to wait too long for the barkeeper to take his order, so he decided to double fist.

That loser, he is now double fisting for half an hour. She will never come back from the restroom.

Can you double fist for me? I have to go and have a smoke.(NYC/CA)
By Abby
Double Fisted
Someone with two drinks at a party or a bar.

By Sean
Double Fisting
The act of drinking two drinks at once, holding one in each hand.

Darth is so hammered...He's been double fisting all night.
By Cristy
Double Fisting
somebody who is a tank at a party and whats to get drunk fast, will go around drinking not one can but 2 one in each hand,thus creating the term double fisting

zac-man did u see giorgiD last night
friend- yea bro he was double fisting like a motherfucka
giorgiD- eyy what can i say, thats the only way to do it
By Darcey
Double Fist
1. When drinking, to hold one drink in either hand, usually beer cans.

2. when fingering a girl, and getting both fists in her vagina. a rare occurence, but an impressive feat if accomplished.

In Edward 40-Hands, participants double fist 40's.

Dude, lets all watch the game and double fist!

Dude, me and shandy were foolin' around last night and i double fisted that whore.
By Marcellina
Double-Fist
The act of placing both fists in the vagina or anus simultaneously, or one fist in each.

See fist and jomo

When jomo was getting double fisted he cried at first, but then liked it.
By Mignonne
Double Fisting
Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.

Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.

It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.

Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.

Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.

There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.

Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.

Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.
By Lanna
Double Fisting
Holding two beer cans in one hand at a time.

By Lulita