Define Double-jointed Meaning

Double-jointed
The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!
By Chelsie
Double Joints
Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

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By Gay
Double Jointed
A sex position consisting of boy on bottom and girl riding on top - both the boy and girl are smoking a joint thus, Double Jointed.

"i seriously can't wait to try Double Jointed with him"

"dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!"
By Kania
Double-Jointed

I bought some rolling papers last night, had friends over and made a double-jointed circle.
By Krystalle
Double Jointed

She bends both ways sexually. They call her double jointed for liking both men and women romantically.
By Deirdre
Double-Jointed Vagina
Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!
By Beverlie
Double Jointed
When two people are smoking on the their own individual Joints

We had a Double Jointed Session and it was awesome!
By Caro
Double Jointed Pussy
What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.
By Aleta
Double Jointed Ass
The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."
By Melamie
Double-jointed-monkey-crawl
the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"
By Karel