(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)
Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"
Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"
Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks
crimpled dick!"
Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"
Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"
Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"
Zack- "
Touch'e"
All Quotes From A
douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby