Define Dweed Meaning

Dweed
a small piece or collection of food that snots over and lodges itself inconspicuously into your throat to rot. It remains there until expelled at a later time often by a violent cough or sneeze.

"Eww, I just coughed up a dweed, wanna smell?"
By Shaylah
Dweed
A nerdy/dorky pot smoker. Portmanteau of "dork" and "weed," variation of dweeb.

God, my brother is such a dweed. He just sits on that couch playing Dungeons and Dragons with his mouth-breathing stoner buddies all day.
By Olia
Dweed
Like a thing-a-ma-bob, something that you don't know what else to call it.
Can be used as a derisive term for a person in the sense that you're calling them a "thing".

What's a dweed? (Lots of giggling)
By Jeniffer
Dweed
This word was created circa 1973 by a group of high-school students at a northern Indiana school and led to the accidental creation of the word dweeb.

The original intent of this word was to be a shortened form of dickweed. By using the word dweed, they were able to call their classmates derogatory terms in front of teachers with no repercussions.

Because only a select group of students knew what was actually being said, the word was mispronounced in abundance, causing the word to involve dweeb.

"You're such a dweed."

"I'm not a dweeb!"
By Shelagh
Dweed
weed, pot, marijuana; abr. of "the weed"

...some call it "dweed"... Peter Tosh "Legalize It"
By Gaby
Dweed
An alternative word for 'fuck' more commonly used in Glasgow Scotland

Dude 1: What do you think of that chic?

Dude 2: Dweed!

Dude 1: What about those 3 girls?

Dure 2: Dweed, dweed, would'neh dweed
By Theressa
Dweed
A person that you would normally call a dweeb, but since they smoke such copious amount of marijuana they can only be referred to as a Dweed.

Johnny McHighverson just sits in his room all day watching Star Trek and smoking pot. Man, he's such a dweed.
By Arleyne
Dweeds
Marijuana, boo, "that trash".

"Hey, where'd you get that dweeds nigga?"
"My dude"
"Who?"
"Don't worry about it. You don't know him"
By Dasya
Would'neh Dweed
The opposite to Dweed or fuck

When someone is expressing their dislike to the thought of having sex with someone

Commonly used in Glasgow Scotland

Dude 1: Would you dweed her

Dude 2: Nah man I would'neh dweed her if you paid me
By Carlen
Dweed
The type of guy that asks you to meet up for drinks and then expects you to cover the tab.

A dweed is one who asks a girl if she wants to hang out and smoke and when she shows up he has no weed.

"I didn't understand why the dweed asked if he could have a drink, until the bar tender handed ME the tab!"

"This dweed pulled out a small bag of shake after begging me to come out and smoke with him"

"What a dweed!"
By Easter