Define Glasgow Meaning

Glasgow
a place that god forgot and i wish i could
the only place in britain where you can buy a weeks worth of booze for under a fiver or want to and the only place i can picture someone punching a brning man in the face

you gotta love it tho

"na dont go glasgow you'll get horribly stabbed"
"it'll be fun tho"
"fair point"
By Konstanze
Glasgow
Less soap sold here per head of population than any other city in the world. Known to all fellow Scots as (weegie scum) and (Soap dodgers).
Not a nice place to visit.

Just breath in and smell the glasgow air - you will know what I mean.
By Kimberly
Glasgow
Glasgow is the worst city on the face of Europe. Spend days walking around cheap sales shops, being harrased by neds and stopping yourself from killing old ladies that hog the streets. Dont wander down any of the many sidestreets, you will never be see again. People here look angry all the time and generally hate life. Its no wonder. look where they live. Understanding their language is like trying to understand a pack of angry dogs. The river which Glasgow is on looks like a constant flow of sewage and the beautiful skyline is of council flats and cranes. NEVER go here. Infact NEVER visit scotland.

man one: hey lets go to glasgow
man two: excuse me?
man one: just kidding lets go somewhere actually worth visiting like London
man two: you almost had me there you bugger
By Katya
Glasgow
a person who sucks at life, and likes toms and chris,s

i was at work, and glasgow lost his salad.
By Nixie
Glasgow
A city of extremes. In one day you can view the original Salvador Dhali Christ painting, spend the afternoon wandering the chic boutiques and vintage shops of the west end and then get chased by neds "doon the gallowgate" and consume more saturated fat in one meal than you ever thought possible.

Glaswegians have a fantastic sense of humour though and are overall extremely friendly and enjoy a bit of banter.

Tourist "I got stabbed by a ned in Glasgow but he gave me directions to the hospital and change for the 38 bus"
By Carina
Glasgow
Gaelic name = Glaschu Scots name =Glesga
''The Second City Of The Empire''as it was known in Victorian times.The largest city in Scotland ,Shipbuilding giant Located on the Banks of The River Clyde home to about a million people,also the second most populous in the UK.Home to some of the Finest Georgian architecture in Britain.Glasgow has also got more Parks than any other City(Dear Green PlaceFounded in the 6th century by St Mungo Who is the Cities Patron Saint.Football plays an important part in Glasgow ,Hampden Park Ibroxand Celtic Park being the three Largest Stadiums in Scotland.Hampden Park used to be the Largest Football Stadium in the World untill the 1950's

Glasgow isMiles Better used to be the official slogan
Glasgow Became European City of Culture in 1990
By Karlotte
Glasgow
Biggest city in Scotland, and a place where there is always a party! Very friendly people, the culture is built on banter and helping each other. Everyone should live here for a while, shapes good people

Glasgow should be the capital of Scotland. Unfortunately Edinburgh has that covered, despite the fact that they're all fur coat and no knickers
By Tine
Glasgow
City located in west central Scotland
Scotlands very own Metropolis with the emphasis on polis.
According to our less informed neighbours south of the border the ENGLISH,It's where everybody in Scotland comes from! and no it is not the Capital! that accolade belongs to Edinburghwhich has less than half the population.All in all Tremendous Busy at the centre of things happening City! Come and Visit!

By Olympie
Glasgow
Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!

"The un-official capital of Scotland"

Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!

Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"
By Kailey
Glasgow
Imagine going to a place as a tourist and constantly being stopped when you pull your map out... by people saying in a charming Glaswegian accent "Ah ken glasgow better than that map, whar you headin?" This happened four times in the day we were there. Lovely people, felt like being in Manchester. Buchanan Bus Station past 10 feels a bit horrible but hey ho we survived!

In Glasgow...

Glaswegian - Need help?
Me - Yes please, by the way are you going to rape and knife me?
Glaswegian - No, we're not in Paisley!
By Reine