The art of drawing an obscene amount of
flem from your esophagus (or honking a
loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true
Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior
Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a
Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander:
Oh the humanity.