The slang and the use of slang by a certain person or group of persons. Can be used in a posative or negative manner depending on the assessement of it quality in wit, humour, and mannerism. Scottish in orgin.
"That guys patter wis puremagic"
"That guys patter wis purecrap."
Your school dean comes up to you and your mates and starts to tell you off. So one of you moves behind him and starts to urinate on the back of his leg. The noise made is like a patter, hence the name.
This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.
*shouting out in the yard during a thunderstorm* "Look at you pups houndin' around all muddy...get in here, quick! Pitter Patter, let's get at 'er!"
By Cherry
Patter King
The word Patter is a Scottish slang term used to describe humour.Similarites can be drawn between this word and the Irish slang term 'Craic', which has a similar meaning.
The Patter King is calum1872rfc. This prestigious accolade is distributed by the Council of Dumbleton.
Such examples of Patter used by The Patter King, calum1872rfc, and other Patterites include: Ye Ragin Mate, Libs Smashed Venezuela, Rangers Da's patter, EDP445 memes, VAR memes and of course the award-winning Eddie Poo Patter.
It is well-known acrossScotland and beyond that calum1872rfc is the patter king.