Define Penguin Meaning

An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto

Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.

Cold waddling thingys

1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds

1. An extremely cool flightless bird that genally lives in cold areas.

2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.

After a man climaxes in a woman's anus, the cheek clinching waddle she makes on her way to the toilet to avoid spilling on the new carpet.

the feathery little bastards who you love to hate, and hate to love, but somehow, they make great disney movies. You know what, i was going to write a movie about penguins, but then the goddamn happy feet movie came out. i still wanted to write it, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was COPYWRITED. you know what? FUCK THE MAN! IM GONNA BUILD A GIANT FUCKING PENGUIN ROBOT SUIT, AND CRUSH THOSE LITTLE ASSFUCKERS AT DISNEY! AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM GOING TO DROP COOLANT FLUIDS ON THOSE MOTHERS AT THE IRS!!! THEY TAXED THE GODDAMN ROBOT SUIT, AND THEY'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW YOU CHEAP FUCKERS????

(n.)small aquatic bird that I want as a pet to swim through my foyer once I own a gigantic manshion;

Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.

Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.

Any one of 18 extant species of flightless seabird of the order Sphenisciformes.