Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally
awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to
jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "
hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was
cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little
tune, alright."
"I had no idea that
Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."