Define Hard Wood Meaning

Hard Wood

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

By Zilvia

Hard Wood

Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"

By Tallou

Hard Wood Floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

By Antonetta

Hard Wood Floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

By Cathie

Power Buffing That Hard Wood

2008 version of carpet munching, also known as female felacio.

i just saw two women power buffing that hard wood 69 style.

By Gates