Define Eal Meaning

Eal
A weird way to spell the sea creature “eel

Dang look at that eal!” “Dude don’t you mean eel?”
By Ardene
Ealing
Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.

A: You goin' Ealing?
B: Sure.
By Olympia
Ealing
A mostly middle class west London suburb where you're either a slag, a nitty, a chav or all three. Majority of the population can be summed up as somewhat racist white private school kids, wannabe roadmen and judgemental state school kids who pretend to be richer than they are. Described as the Queen of the Suburbs because it's still elite, don't bother living anywhere else.

Person 1: "I heard she lives in Ealing"

Person 2: "Ah, that's why she smells like daddy's money"
By Deidre
Ealing
A London Borough. Also known as the London Borough of Poland due to the amount of immigrants from Poland living in this area.

Person 1: Fancy getting the Tube to th London Borough of Ealing?
Person 2: Dont you mean fancy getting the tube to the London Borough of Poland?
By Hope
Eales
A propa wastecadet but can be influenced by some mandemz from time to time. Occassionally he tends to say "safe" and "bare" to show his approval/disapproval of certain things/people/objects. Generally a term used to describe a typical white boy.

"Safe"...."Bare Mandemz Eales!"....."U r such an Eales!"
By Hermina
Ella The Eal
Some weird slimy thing that squirms around like a dumbass.

"the autistic kid is like ella the eal."
By Dianemarie
EAL Kid

Person 1: Hey you are a EAL kid
EAL kid: uhhhgaghuh
By Easter
There Was A Young Woman From Ealing
A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling
By Ariana
Ealing Fields High School
Ealing fields high school is some wet school in the boston manor area of ealing the year 10’s are calm but the year 9’s are all deading tings. Some leng teachers tho.

Init ealing fields high school is wet
By Audy
Sophie Alice Eales
She’s a very strong beautiful lady, very helpful, bright and gentle. Her 70s fashion is a shining light. If you come across a sophie you should definitely never let her go.

A princess herself she will shine so bright

Sophie Alice Eales is so beautiful
By Liane