Mike: Hey Alex, can you turn down the music, it's 4am.
Alex: Eat my balls!
James: Hey Alex, can you stop being such a douchebag?
Alex: Eat my balls!
By Larine
Eat My Ass And Balls
Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.
Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!