N.: A made-up
syndrome describing one who creates new
non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or
all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.
B: "What idiot would
coin a patently
bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet
Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."