Define El Paso Meaning

A crumbling metropolis spread over two countries, actually El Paso/Juarez, with some of the finest women and hottest food in the country. Lots of strip joints, low violent crime rate, very cheap weed, and one angry fucking cracker named Scott Durbin who's tired of motherfuckers talking shit about his home. Lick my asscrack, which is probably all full of sand and cactus cause I'm in El Paso. Die.

home to many mexican immigrants from juarez,mexico. it's fucking hot here 24/7 and well.....it's kind of boring.

El Paso is the centre of the low class trash universe. I just escaped from El Paso to take up residence in a city that has some class - San Antonio. And scientists say you cannot escape from the centre of a black whole. In moving to San Antonio I noticed that there were many El Pasoans and Mexicans. San Antonio had better do something to keep the scum from Mexico and the Chico's from El Paso out of here or San Antonio will become a larger version of El Shithole - sorry I mean El Paso. The people of El Paso are shit bag Mexicans and Chicanos - not the educated type that one finds in Dallas or San Antonio. Their main goal is to pull a scam on you and to f**K up your life if they can. As an escapee from Gulog El Paso I hope no one else gets sucked in. El Pasoans hate new ideas especially from outsiders - the words incestous comes to mind when thinking of their hiring practices. Anyone with new and exciting ideas need not apply.

the only city ive ever lived in.
teh shib....depends on how you look at it.mostly hispanic people and shit so if you dont like that you better not come down here,bitch. theres alot of diff races here....
a crumbling metropolis spread over two countries,el Paso/juarez,j-town or whatever.......you go there to get drunk or high or whatever....its cool i guess. with some of the finest and sluttiest men and lots of slutty girls and hottest food in the country for real....i luv the fucking food....fucking good shit.
lots of strip joints low violent crime rate very cheap weed and drugs.....
urban and suburban at the same time.it actually helps alot if you know some spanish....good spanish.very dry place......not much to do yet alot to do.............very dry gets hot here and alot of fucking dirt and no green anywhere..........
i live in el paso.now die if you got a problem,bitch. aka hell paso to some
-some teenage girl that had nothing else to do.

What is El Paso is an absurd question.

"Who is El Paso?" is the real question.

We, the people of El Paso. El Paso is what we make it. Don't give people a reason to trash talk our city by being only the best you can be. Ask not what El Paso can do for you, but what you can do for El Paso. Stop being selfish and greedy and think about what legacy you shall leave for your grand city. You can be a traitor or a patriot. The choice is simple if you ask me.

Take pride in where you were born even if it's not perfect. Have enough pride to correct its flaws. Stop littering, stop throwing gum on the sidewalk, let people over on the freeway, stop smoking, and stop getting drunk every weekend and do something to make our city whole again.

It doesn't matter if El Paso's problems are "not your fault". It is your responsibility as a human being to leave the world a better place than you found it. Otherwise, you're nothing but a parasite. You people make me sick. What will you tell your children? That you run from the world's problems rather than confront them? You are not a patriot...you're a coward.

Yeah, the Juarenos & constant reminder of Mexico is a bit overwhelming at times. Plus the 100+ temperatures in the summer time is unlike no other but overall that's what makes El Paso, El Paso.
El Paso was established around 1680, thats right ladies, it's one of oldest cities in Texas. Older than San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, & Houston. It is THE Safest City in the country & Ft. Bliss is one of the largest Army complex in the nation. The 1st thanksgiving in America actually happened in San Elizario & has been the central place of Pancho Villa & Billy the Kid.
Also, education wise the United States House Committee on Intelligence is chaired by Silvestre Reyes, the House representative of El Paso. The newly elected Governor of New Mexico Susana Martinez was born & raised in El Paso. UTEP has alumni in the NBA, PGA, PBA, WWF, on SNL, ABC, an Academy Award winner & Olympic Gold Medalist.
As far as all the other people what keep talking about music Vanity Fair had a special on how the Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's, Sleepercar and tons of other recording artists just love El Paso.

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A city located in west Texas, southern New Mexico, northern Mexico, and the ninth circle of Hell. It's primary import is souls which it sucks out of its inhabitants like a 100 square-mile hoover in black hole mode. The only thing El Paso has on ground-zero Hiroshima is that some of the people speak english but why you would want to try to speak to any of the ugly, half-wit, embarrassments to evolution I cannot even begin to fathom. The city is best seen from I-10 at high speed in your rearview mirror.

What you do when you pass hitch hikers while traveling through Mexico.

Means “the pass,” and is the armpit of America and Texas. The 5th largest city in Texas with some 650,000 people or so along the border with Ciudad Juarez, Mexico. The city is unarguably among the poorest, most uneducated and dirtiest cities in the country and Texas, making it one of the worst places to live. There are very few good jobs and many people hardly have an education. This is why El Paso has more 99-cent stores than you could shake a stick at. Probably the only people who like living there are those who have lived there their entire life and don’t know anything else. It is the epitome of low class and could never be mistaken for places like San Fran, San Diego or Seattle. Most people are dirty, smelly, uneducated Chicanos who can hardly speak English—so little in fact that you cant even go up to the drive-through at Taco Bell or McDonalds without having to ask them repeat their words.

It has become a sprawling stain of ghettos, concrete, dirt, liqour stores, and angry people who wont hesitate to cut you off on the freeway and then have the audacity to yell at you in Spanish. Air pollution is becoming a big concern and the entire city is covered in a orange smog during rush hour. Many of El Paso’s new residents come to the city via walking across the Rio Grande River with nothing but the clothes on their back, making illegal immigration a HUGE issue.

El Paso is among the poorest, dirtiest and most polluted cities in America. I don’t know why it has such a low crime rate as poor and dirty as it is and practically part of Mexico.

Multiple definitions

1. Girls here are so retarded they like some rainbow haired child rapist
2. Everyone wants to be black and are ashamed to be Mexican

3. All the dudes here swear they are straight but they dress like they want a carrot in their ass and mouth
4. Hut hair you know the one where they cut their bangs short so they look like the midget from the Lorax movie