Elk river is a town in
minnesota that likes to rape black highschool
football players. their preferred method is to use a
broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why
elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in
the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little
back room magic..
