Emancipator escaped from the Underground Railroad Chain Gang in the 11th century. He invented
the hot air balloon, with which he chartered the Amazon River. He invented wine.
Emancipator found the formula for the
crystallization of ice during a quiet Japanese winter. He perfected the art of agriculture. He can climb trees faster than you.
Emancipator bleeds ambrosia. He discovered Iceland. He can breathe underwater.
Emancipator lives in a fortress made of
moon rock. His presence attracts songbirds. He can recite all the digits of pi.