Define Embroidery Meaning

Embroidery
Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.

This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.

Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"

Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."
By Sammy
Anal Embroidery
Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!
By Mercy
Embroidery Sauce
The bullshit you give your friends when their name starts with e

By Feodora