A disorder of the
inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William
Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.
Sheedo is
laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.