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Define Heskey Meaning

Heskey
A girl who goes down very, very easily.

That slag was such a heskey.
By Martelle
Heskey
silly northern twat

"oooh aye"
By Ursula
Heskey
Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.

Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.
By Leonanie
Heskeying
When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey

I'm heskeying you
By Rosalia
Heskey
6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, England international and Liverpool striker, yet can't win a header and always falls over when shortarse full-backs go near him.

"Heskey's lost the header to a 5 foot defender and has fallen over!"
By Hinda
Heskey
Another term for useless piece of shite.

'Your fucking shit heskey'
By Cathlene
Heskeyed
Raped anally

Usable when spectating a school fight. For example:
OH SHIT BITCH, ****'S GONNA GET HESKEYED!
By Lizzie
Heskey
6ft tall twat

wank stain, knob jockey, herpeys munchin twat. blue nose scum. piece of black pudding that cost £6m
By Charlene
Heskey Rule
The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.

In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.

Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"

Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
By Katherina
Heskey Time
The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT

Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!
By Madelle