A: Where have you been?
B: To the End. I killed
the Ender dragon!!
A: (*sighs*) I
killed it 100 times.
B: How do you get the dragon egg?? It teleports away when I try to get it.
A: Bluurrrrh! I’ll give you one. Here, have this. (Hands a block of dirt over)
(B chases A into the
Nether, but drops in a lava pit.)
A: Ha.
