Define Eph Meaning

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By Carlita
Eph
A nerdy jock who learns in rural Massachusetts at Williams College. The town is often referred by students as Billsville for some unknown reason, and people love the colors purple and gold here. If you are white and athletic, you will love your time here. Otherwise, good luck finding your people.

A: Do you see that cute eph playing squash? I have a crush on her. :)
Me: Yea she's cute as hell, bro. Should I hook you guys up?
A: No thanks, I don't wanna cheat on my girlfriend.
Me: Dude, you're in college. Just have fun!
A: I will think about it.
By Cesya
Eph
To sexually stroke a man's penis and then SUCK IT HARD WITH YOUR BIG ASS MONKEY!

I eph my mom.
By Lulita
Eph Eph
an Eph Eph is the extreme end of the best friend scale, when you reach eph eph status is when you know the other person so well that you can tell when something is up even when they arent even around.

N: so why do you call her eph eph
E: cuz we've been friends for years and we have gone beyond that to eph eph status.
Y:who?
E: just some bad ass chick i know Li
By Sherilyn
Eph
to be used in replacement of the letter 'F' in any situation.

Eph that. Eph you. you stupid mother epher. this word is ephing cool. the eph bomb.
By Ronica
Ephed
n. The situation created by allowing a semesters worth of work to accumulate; so much so that the feat of trying to accomplish it all over the course of the midterms/finals week is deemed physically impossible.

Bobby: Hey Timmy, are you going to the bar tonight?
Timmy: Nah man, I have two papers due tuesday and wednesday on books I haven't read and a take-home final due thursday on a text-book I never bought.
Bobby: Wow, Timmy, you're ephed.
By Myrtice
EPH
Every Passing Hour. A Grand Rapids, Michigan, metal band. They're extremely talented.

Dude, did you see EPH's set last night? It was sick.
By Sacha
Eph
1. Everything, nothing, everything that is in between everything and nothing, and nothing that is in between everything and nothing; having relevance to all possible things, concepts, and ideas in the universe and all impossible, while being related to nothing; something logical that makes no sense.

2. See Depravity, on page omgnoplzD': in Gravitation fanfiction.

1.

"The dominator was on bottom, that Eph."

"Eph eph eph eph?"

"Eph Eph Eph Eph, his name is my name, too."

2.

"This Eph is pink like my hair, and lightly ribbed for added pleasure."

"The Eph boots and tail make red-heads orgasm as their motorcycles vibrate beneath their balls."
By Novelia
Ephs
Crappiest high school in Texas, Eagle Pass High School is situated in the poorest county in Texas and filled with mexican cholos, assholes and preps. The band is full of horny chicks and dudes who fuck each other on the bus to trips, yet holds the record for most first divisions. The school funds the hell out of the football team yet they cant even make it past the first round of playoffs and they still get new uniforms every year. Our academics are shit too, we do mediocre in every aspect combined. Anyone with an IQ over 10 should think about getting out of here but since most of us are lazy shits, most of us stay.

Person 1: What school you go to?

Person 2:EPHS....

Person 1: .......

Person 2: i know
By Emmalynne
Eph Oph
an easier way to type fuck off. Background: I saw it on someones license plate

Eph Oph Aleicia and Rachel, Eph Oph!
By Gennifer