Define Ernst Meaning

Commin word used to define a smut, slut or whore.

the sound one makes when an awkward laugh is being started. occurs in the back of the throat. sounds like chnnnkkkk.

n, a category 5 hurricane of shit that spills from one's anus. It requires stability and usually involves a momentary lift off from the ground. First discovered by legendary toliet spelunker, Ben Ernst. His technique was only surpassed by the magnitude of destruction left in his wake

Ernst is a weird but cool dude who's probably kinda ditzy but in a funny and slightly adorable way. Ernsts are naturally jealous of the amazing Brittany's.

See bumblefuck thirds team

For centuries the term "Ernst" has been used to express feelings of displeasure. It originates from the name of the people who have kept the secrets of time alive since 1187 when Saladin retook Jerusalem and found the meaning of life, love, and pleasure. Now these terms are stored in the personality of one man. This man was Ernst, and every time he reproduces he plants his seed of knowledge in his child, assuring that his knowledge is carried on for eternity. When this seed is planted the child is immediately named Ernst, and this is where it has become a term in modern language, as the simple saying of this word will pierce the eardrum of its hearer until his dying day.

Often the term Ernst is stated with a prefix, often sounding as such: "NYERNST" or shortened and sounding: "ehnst". often the term Ernst is associated with the day Thursday, as they are always born on a Thursday of December. Thursday, when associated with Ernst is often pronounced "Tuhsday" as this is how the Ernsts of the world have pronounced it.

An Ernst is equal to one kg m/s (kiligram meter per second)

Gianna Ernst is a beautiful and talented singer and actress. Her voice is super gorgeous and her vocal range is crazy. She is also so fucking gorgeous with the prettiest face. She has a super big following on her instagram .

Typically A Overly Handsom Guy who is on @DavidDobrik's vlog Chanel on YouTube. He is found very humorous, and known to break coffee tables with his foot. In most videos Alex is in, he will do a form of a YouTube 'ThumbNail' in which he takes off his shirt. Alex Wears diapers (not really) for the videos. He has surely won, many hearts from all since 2014.

Short version: E&Y

Audit sweatshop.

Essentially a pyramid rip-off scheme Amway would be proud of, the accounting firm Ernst & Young (aka EY) stands as a shining example of why people are willing to accept communism as alternative to a market society. The EY meat grinder is powered by recent college graduates looking for a door into upper-middle management. At the top of the food chain sit the partners and senior managers who glut themselves on the labors of their staffers. Typically, the best staffers are quickly offered more palatable positions at other companies, while others grow tired of the abuse and leave. The unimpressive few that remain are eventually made partners only because they lack the emotional maturity to handle a leadership position in any other industry. The prime directive of the partners is to seek revenge for the countless years of torture they endured as being the awkward kid in high school always picked last for any event. To fill this duty, they seek out any employee under their control with a life and destroy it. This pyramid scheme only works because the capital markets and government either do not know, or do not care, that 90% of the procedures performed to arrive at the all-important audit opinion was performed by a group of disgruntled staffers who graduated college less that 3 years ago and have been over-worked to the point of insanity.