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Esd
Electro-Static Discharge

It's what happens when you fuck up electronics with static electricity. Also known as evil demons.
By Estelle
Esd
Damage occurring to Mosfet and CMOS chips and other electronical items when they are touched by a statically charged person.

Fuck...The ESD ripped up my 4094..fuck static electricity
By Dannye
ESD
ESD - publicly acceptable shorthand for the sentence, "Eat shit and die." Commonly followed by a proper noun of address. Typically used in situations where the word shit is not allowed to be used, or where the available number of display characters is limited, e.g. license plates and public signs.

Mr. Jones, I want you to go into the lounge of the common area at Walton Hall tonight and write on the chalkboard, "ESDW. XOXO, H."
By Madelle
ESD
Extra Sensory Deception - the sensation of your cell phone going off in your pocket even though it's not there. Not to be confused with ESP or Extra Sensory Perception, being aware of something without any tangible contact, like clairvoyance or telepathy.

I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it was just ESD ... my phone was on the charger!
By Bibby
ESD
Something that will never happen

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD
By Isabelle
ESD
Extra Small Dick

Giftnel has a ESD
By Jelene
ESD
Eut Sa Damo, means to have sex on the grass.
Eut - Sex
Damo - Grass

Boy: Hey, im kinda horny, you want ESD?
Girl: yeah sure, just pick a newly trimmed grass so it's not itchy.
By Rakel
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)
Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.


Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
By Tybie
Esd
verb: the action of stealing a lacrosse player from a small public school

person 1: that girl is really good at lacrosse

person 2: let’s esd her
By Krissy