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Eat Shit And Die
The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.

"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"
By Latashia
Eat Shit And Die
When you demand a nearby person to eat feces of any animal (Human Or Not) and then become a non-living being.

eat shit and die, cunt.
By Auria
Eat Shit And Die
It means you must masticate on some fecal matter, then cause your heart to stop fibrillating.

Eat shit and die, mother fucker! You can't spell fibrillate and use correct grammar, 'than' should have been 'then.'
By Kayley
Eat Shit And Die
it means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating

you pick up a piece of dog poo and start to chew on it, enjoying the nutty flavour with a slight liver bouquet. You then hold your breath (by putting duct tape over your mouth and nose) to preserve the awesome smell and flavour and your heart stops from lack of oxygen.
By Salome
Eat Shit And Die
Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.

"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.
By Sacha
Eat Shit And Die
A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.

MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

By Cassondra
Eat Shit And Die
Eat shit and Die.... Usually always said when mad!!! The again, my normal words to close friends are eat shit and die.

I wish I could do this.... 1) Grab a cup.... 2) Squat down and release the dump in the cup... 3) Grab a spoon... 4) Sit down the other person.... 5) Forcefully feed them the cup full of shit... 6) Hope that they die.
By Vere
Eat Shit And Die
When your life truly sucks, and you shouldn't be around anymore. When you are a no good asshole and suck a llamas dick, you fucking JERK. When you fail out of school.

Chris: I failed my Music Production course, I'm not gruaduating.

Professor: eat shit and die!
By Tonia
Eat Shit And Die
The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.

You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!
By Marcela
Eat Shit And DIE !!!
Generally used to express anger. Advising the aggravator to ingest fecal matter, then, to cease living.

When the woman cought her husband and sister in bed...
Husband "Honey let me expla..."
Wife interupts "Eat Shit and DIE !!!" as she storms out of the house.
By Shanda