Everybody Loves Raymond, also known as Everybody Tolerates Raymond, Everybody Loves Retards, or my favorite, Everybody Laughs at Retards, is a very retarded and unfunny sitcom about a loud, annoying, angry family. The show focuses on Ray Baron, a retarded, worthless, lazy, whiny, annoying
manchild who can't seem to do anything right. Each episode revolves around how
Ray's piece of shit wife,
Debra, is a total bitch and won't have sex with Ray (probably because he's such a retard) and each episode Ray is plotting a new way to get sex, usually resulting in a fight between Ray and Debra and no sex for Ray. Ray also has a very tiny penis, which is probably another reason why Debra keeps turning him down. If that isn't bad enough, they also have to deal with Ray's parents from hell, who live across the street and
barge in whenever they feel like it. Ray's mom, Marie, is an uptite piece of shit who always finds something to complain about, which explains why Ray himself is
the way he is. Ray's dad, Frank, is also a lazy piece of shit, who offers nothing much except a few random
off-topic comments. Ray also has a brother, Robert, who unlike the rest of Ray's family, is not a complete retard. As for the viewing experience of the show itself, let's just say it is
like watching paint dry. Wait, take that back. Actually, paint drying is more interesting and funny than this show could dream of.
Everybody Loves Raymond is a retarded show, made by
retarded people, that only appeals to...
retards. It should really be called "Everybody Loves
Retards", because that's exactly what the fans of
this show must like.