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Define Excretement Meaning

Excretement
1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.

On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.
By Issi
Excrete
The process in which the body removes unwanted material.

To be alive an organism has to be able to excrete.
By Kristel
Excretion
Taking a shit or piss in a corner of the motherfucking alley

Excretion in an alley is fucking essential
By Milzie
Excrete
Roughly to the exTreme poop

AHh! I am excreting fecal matter everywhere! EVERYWHERE! NOW THAT IS HOW YOU EXCRETE!
By Hadria
Excreted
Posted by Trump on Twitter.

Wow, how many Omarosa tweets has Trump excreted today?! He is nutso!
By Imojean
Semen Excretion
Male orgasm. Ejaculation.

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
By Cecile
Excretion Geometry
The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
By Adrienne
Excrete The Skeet
The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.
By Elianora
Group Excretion
A more formal type of group poop.

“Yo kinda wanna have a group excretion rn.”
“Bet, everyone we’re going to GE”
By Cathee
To Eat Is To Excrete
Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!
By Petronilla