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Posted
chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.

I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.
By Anetta
Posted
when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.

justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.
By Eve
Posted
Hanging out

We are chillin posted at my dude's house.
By Erma
Posted
updated

Oh, a birthday party? Keep me posted!
By Sharona
Posted
chillin on the streets

b-dog: "so what are you doin out here today?"
guy: "nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on"
By Clio
Posted
1- Kicking it in a spot on display, usually being jocked in the act.
2- Past tense of; to post up
3- When females' breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.

We were pretty posted up at the function 'til about 1:30.

That beezy is posted, I wanna smash

We were posted like a mail box.
By Elysha
Posted
High on drugs

Sharanna was posted at Ray-dee's after party last night.
By Moira
Posted
When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.

When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.
By Ainslee
Posted
(1) to show superiority over another (2) to point out the shortcoming of another.
noun - postage

example in a conversation:

Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"

Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
By Audre
Posted
In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.

Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.
By Minda