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Postage
Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"
By Lotty
Postage
Alaska slang for methamphetamine.

Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.
By Jaquith
Postage Tramp
A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.

Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."
By Connie
The Postage Stamp
The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.

"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."
By Judy
Postage Stamp
any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night
By Nettie
Firmbook Postage
USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?

Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87
By Zorina
Fungal Postage
The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.
By Thekla
Ghetto Postage
Slang terminology for food stamps, particularly the old paper variety, due to their use by the poor and their proclivity in the "ghetto"(stamps = postage). Popularized by the Master P album released in 2000.

He used his ghetto postage to buy some food, they gave him cash as change and he used it to buy some smokes.
By Lorena
Postage Stamp
When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
By Zelma
Mexican Postage
It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.

1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!
By Blaire