Define Face Lift Meaning

Face Lift
When someone gets their face smashed in a big way.

"Her boyfriend called me a queer, so I gave that motherfucker a face lift."
By Correy
Face Lift

A plastic surgery face lift can reverse these obvious signs of aging and give you back decades.
By Emelda
Face Lift
To touch up on, fix up; usually after prolonged neglected use

Hey I think its time you give you myspace a well-needed face lift!
By Cynthia
Clapham Face Lift
noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.

e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!
By Emeline
Bohemian Face Lift
You put a clothespin on ones nose, put your hands over their ears and fart in their mouth.

By Sophia
Detroit Face Lift
Rubbing Preparation H under your eyes to decrease bagginess temporarily.

Marla had a late night yesterday, so she gave herself a Detroit Face Lift this morning.
By Florance
Shotgun Face Lift
To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.

Usually said to one of two people:

A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.

or.

B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.

Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.

Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.

Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.
By Nichol
Salford Face Lift
Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.

Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.
By Queenie
Chicester Face Lift
A chicester face lift comes from the townie culture.It is where the female variety of toenie scrap the often badly bleached and geled hair back so tight from theirs faces it lifts the skin to achieve a cheap face lift. One often wonders when the hairstyle is removed at night, weather the face collaspes into a heap of wrinkles with out its carefully engineered support.

A face lift without sugery!!!
By Dorelia
Hillbilly Face Lift
When you manipulate the bent broken pieces of your smashed up ride back to there original form.

"Hey Jimbob i thought you got into an accident?" " I did but i gave my truck a Hillbilly Face lift. Now you can't even tell."
By Sadie