Joe: "My wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out
on parole next summer. That, and I almost got my mullet grown to the perfect length. So what have you been up to?"
Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving
to Monaco after selling my shares in
MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."
Joe: "Fucker"
Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"