Define Encounter Meaning

Encounter
unexpectedly experience or be faced with (something difficult or hostile).

I encountered my ex at the bar last night, boy was that tragic.
By Lezlie
Encounter
when connor hill calls his friendly neighborhood gay stripper for sexual intercourse

By Darlene
An Encounter
The act of witnessing a girls thong hanging out of her pants.

"Damn. I just had an encounter!!!!!"
By Horatia
Cloth Encounter
During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"
By Nerty
Cloth Encounter
During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"
By Rita
Casual Encounter
A one night stand, or casual sex. Popularized by Craigslist and dating sites.

I looked up Craigslist to arrange a casual encounter for the weekend.
By Iolanthe
Sexual Encounter
Any interaction involving two or more people that results in the sexual arousal/pleasure/fulfilment of the parties involved. Usually, in person, but now commonly occurs through texting, social media, web chat, etc.

She was seeking a platonic friendship; not another sexual encounter.
By Anallise
Apex Encounter
A rejoicing of sexual primates, if you will. This occur when two college ingrates attempt to conceive a child throughout the course of 3 months, using a different partner each day until literally a child is conceived during intercourse.

That was an epic Apex Encounter; the details: your first encounter will be on MM/DD/YY and TIME (EST) with one Mr. ABC. He's already been notified. You too will be meeting at location X. Congratulations on your first encounter. Many more to come!
By Druci
Jew Encounter
A dating service where you pay for your own meal and the tip too.

Gentile: Where did you two meet?
Jew #1: Jew Encounter...
Gentile: Cheap bastard
By Sorcha
Facebook Encounter
The awkward situation where you find yourself being introduced to or mingling with some one that you know you have recently friend requested on Facebook, however never met them in person. It is a quite sticky and uncomfortable encounter, as most people choose to pretend they’ve never seen the second party before and keep quiet, knowing that the second party recognizes them and is equally as uncomfortable. This can easily lead to a facebombing, if the second party chooses to verbally recognize in front of others that you have recently “Facebooked” them- this generally leads to an awkward silence, putting your head down, and a frowning upon by the 2nd and 3rd party.

Guy: “Hi it’s nice to meet you too”

Girl: “Didn’t you just facebook me the other day?”

Guy: “…….... well this is a shitty and embarassing facebook encounter

Girl and Everyone Else: “……………………”
By Alvera