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Facebooked
hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.
By Floria
Facebooked
v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook

That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...
By Sapphira
Facebooked
When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.

Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.
By Piper
Facebooked
The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.

"I facebooked your mom last night!"
By Doe
Facebooked
to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.

jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"

jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."
By Kelsey
Facebooked
When you write something personal on facebook, and then someone who you're not really friends with finds out.

I didn't want my relationship status to appear on facebook, so I removed it. Facebook handled this by creating a mini-feed item that said "YourDailyLOL is no longer listed as Single!" Then random coworkers came up to me to ask about the "big news." The irony, though, is that I've been in an ltr for over a year, but just didn't want to announce it. I got facebooked.
By Michaeline
Facebooked
when during the act of oral sex the receiving parter flips around and farts in the giving partner's face

I heard you facebooked Jill after the prom.
By Ruthanne
Facebooked
To chat with someone on facebook.

Johnny:Hey! Steven just sent me a messaged me on facebook

Jimmy:You mean he facebooked you?

Johnny:Oh yeahhh.
By Dotty
Facebooked
A word that describes people who have,
1. So many friends they are unable to a good deal of them, or if you name a person they might answer, "Who is that?"
or
2. You have so many apps. on facebook you can't name them all.
or
3.You are in so many groups that if a friend names one you would reply, "Whats that?"

"▪ Che Guevara was a murderer and your t-shirt is not cool."
"What that?"
"that is one of the 30 groups u'r in. Dude u've been facebooked, like it or not."
By Reta
Facebook
A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.

Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.
By Shellie