Define Faces Off Meaning

Having an intense conversation with some on facebook;
When you argue with someone on facebook

(v.) A hockey metaphor meaning to compete; to face an adverary; to confront.

When someone smokes so much weed that they can't feel their face.

To settle an argument two men stand face to face and feverishly masterbate. The first to ejaculate on the other wins.

A game in which you and your homies all sit in a line crouched over with your head near your genitalia. The game continues with everyone masturbating with a goal of ejaculating onto your own face. Last person to ejaculate must lick the goodness off of all the other player's faces.

Those failing to ejaculate on one's face due to poor aim or velocity are automatic losers.

A competitive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.

- A referee is elected to examine the Face Off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.

- The winner is then exempt from further Face Offs and the loser must continue Facing Off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.

- The torch is then passed when the loser finally wins a Face Off, and the game continues.

The act of smoking a whole blunt by yourself.

To compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of Nicolas Cage/John Travolta in Face/Off.

A term used after taking a hit of ecstasy.

The act of catching a man's ejactulate in one's hand then taking said hand and slapping the man in the face.