Define Family Business Meaning

Family Business
a response to denote extreme incredulity.

can also be used to denote that someone is a hot mess.

Did you hear that Chantelle is pregnant...again!?!

Wow... family business.
By Meggy
Family Business

Crowley: What’s the line? Saving people, hunting things - the family business.
By Krysta
The Family Business
The best guild on the World of Warcraft server Burning Blade. It is awesome and will blow you away with its awesome awesomeness. Also, it is home to the best warrior on Burning Blade...Enst. Enst cannot be stopped. Enst WILL devour you whole.

Hey whats the best guild on Burning Blade?
The Family Business of course. Who else?
By Consuela
Family Business
noun. the action of a female, spontaneously and without warning, forcefully inserting her pointer finger into a man's anus during sexual intercourse as he orgasms, while exclaiming "FINGER!!!".

I was having sex with this chick and she totally pulled a family business on me. Guess I shouldn't have taken it on the lam.
By Alaine
The Family Business
A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)

Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
By Kellina
Family Business
a sweet kanye west song, from College Dropout his only good album, before he got cocky. But this album and song he did was amazing

"Have you listened to Family Business, that shit entrances me"
By Dorotea
The Family Business
A lude act of sexual intercourse between a brother and sister and a 3rd party, where as the 3rd (usally mother or father sometimes a cousin) party defecates on either the brother or the sister in question and begins to massage it into 1 or both parties.

Hey is that Jason?
Yea I heard hes in "The Family Business"
WOW!
By Fiona