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Define Fapitalism Meaning

Fapitalism
When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"
By Eddie
Fapitalism
A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".

Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.
By Stormie
Fapitalism
The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.
By Nonie
FAPIT
F.A.P.I.T. -
Face
Ass
Personality
Intellect
Tits

N. Commonly an attractive being known as "it", which is outstanding in all aspects to the individial witnessing it.
V. The action of tugging the flesh of the penis up and down upon seeing an attractive other, usually making the noise *fap* while in action.

*Note: Please be aware, if caught jacking off by the FAPIT you might be raped or shot. Keep your fap silent but deadly. Jack off in private, or your dick might end up in a sewer with the rats of NJ shore.

John D. - That girl had such nice features I started to FAPIT..

Jane S. - Her face, ass, and tits were much better than her personality and intellect though.

John D. - Shut the fuck up lesbo, FAPIT doesn't apply to you.
By Merrielle
Fapit
(fap•it) n. habit of fapping.

I'm in the fapit of beating off at least twice a day to keep my prostate healthy.
By Ermentrude
Fapital
(noun) on websites such as 4chan, when someone launches a thread, OP must dump images to bribe anons into responding/bumping. Usually this is in the form of porn.

OP-hey shoopfags, gimme secret torrents/ brazzer passwords.
-tits or gtfo
-didsomeonesayspidermanthread.jpg
-OP is nigger faggot
-SAUCE!!!
-contribootin mah private fapital
*OP delivers*
By Maighdiln
Fapit
When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.

Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.
By Morissa