Define Fart Poop Meaning

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.

The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios

Oderous flatulence which proceeds a large shit (pre-poop). Poop farts can yield information related to the upcoming crap including degree of stench, mass and potential anal velocity. Those conversant in art of poop farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing shit.

A very atrocious fart resembling the smell of poop, which is actually used as a reminder that a person needs to take a dump

Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.

a poop fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea... and you poop instead. but still get the fart noise

when you fart so hard poop comes out

Somebody who buys you something for a birthday or holiday when you tell them you don't want anything and would rather they save their money.

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.