Define Fat Joe Meaning

Fat Joe
Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.

"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"
By Fayth
Fat Joe
Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.
By Hollyanne
Fat Joe
fat ass "rapper" who's day begins and ends at mickydees

lean *pant* back lean *pant* back, *fat ass falls after he leans*
By Harriot
Fat Joe
An ugly, but proud Puerto Rican lard ass who looks more like a zumo-wrestler than anything, he acts black which is the funniest part of it.

His raps are pretty lame as well
By Ivette
Fat Joe
one metric ton of useless fat.

fat joe is horrible, but you should go to www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.
By Gwenora
Fat Joe
Rapper who used to be really good back when Big Pun was still alive, now he just sucks big balls. Also, one of the only people alive who are not black and can get away saying nigga. Also goes by the name Joey Crack.

Kid 1: You heard of that nigga Fat Joe?
Kid 2: Yeah, he sucks now, but he was good when Pun was still alive. I wonder why?
Kid 1: That's cuz Pun wrote all his lyrics, dumbass.
By Astrix
Fat Joe
Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!

What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!
By Jillayne
Fat Joe
The worst rapper that I have ever seen. He looks like a mexican/black/asian/gorilla. He needs to lay off of the Big Macs.

Fat Joe is a fat gorilla who sucks at rapping.
By Claudina
Fat Joe
a fat puerto rican/ asian lookin rapper that always says nigga even though he isnt one....has a few hot joints like lean back...

lean back, lean back!!!!
By Kerrie
Fat Joe
Fat Joe, may be top 40, but he still keeps it real. He's used to write "crack" back in the 80's when graffiti was alive at its fullest. He killed cars and rolled with some of NYC's finest graff legends like Cope 2. He is a decent emcee, has a dope voice, and has message in lyrics. If you disagree with me check out my other def's, im no wack hiphop listener.

I would've never expected Fat Joe to write graff back in the 80's
By Jaine